Not the Onion

As your fellow circus sideshow performer well aware of its horrific history, this is animal abuse, and I thought we all collectively agreed we were over the use of wild animals in the circus

Let's Encrypt bans certificate usage by residents of US-sanctioned countries [pdf]

7d 12h ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from letsencrypt.org
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Anthropic warns that AI could soon escape human control, calls for global freeze on development

12d 4h ago by lemmy.ml/u/davel in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from abc7news.com
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Trump Mulls Replacing Artists Who Pulled Out of Freedom 250 With Himself

18d 3h ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.newsweek.com
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Report: Israel Pressing the US To Assassinate Iran’s Lead Negotiator

19d 10h ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from news.antiwar.com
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Corporations Can Vote in Some Delaware Elections, Judge Says

20d 12h ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from news.bloomberglaw.com
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White House erects UFC cage ahead of 250th anniversary celebration

21d 21h ago by lemmy.ml/u/yogthos in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.bbc.com
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Films more likely to star an actor called Chris or a talking animal than a woman over 60, study finds

23d 11h ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.theguardian.com
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Orange County Court Bans Kars4Kids Jingle as Trial Reveals Donations Funded Israel Property, Trips Instead of Underprivileged Children

1mon 1d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/vagrancyand in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.ibtimes.co.uk
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Gen Z soldiers' plastic surgeries strain Korea's military readiness

1mon 1d ago by lemmy.ml/u/yogthos in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.koreatimes.co.kr
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Graham Linehan: Ireland’s Eurovision boycott is anti-Semitic

1mon 4d ago by mander.xyz/u/RobotToaster in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.telegraph.co.uk
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Trio sentenced after forcing space engineers to dig dog's grave in an 'ambush'

1mon 11d ago by piefed.world/u/beep in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.abc.net.au
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New York real estate titan likens the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs

1mon 12d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.theguardian.com
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Foolish Pollsters Are Now Just Asking AI What Voters Would Say in Response to Questions and Publishing It at Face Value

1mon 12d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from futurism.com
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Nudity for NATO: The OnlyFans strategy for saving Ukraine

1mon 12d ago by lemmy.ml/u/Smackyroon in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.rt.com
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Israel national security minister served gold death penalty noose birthday cake

1mon 14d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.independent.co.uk
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Brazil unveils $4 million supercow, twice as meaty as others of her breed

1mon 16d ago by mander.xyz/u/RobotToaster in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.cbsnews.com
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‘Donnyland’? Ukraine Proposes Renaming Part of the Donbas in Trump’s Honor

1mon 27d ago by lemmy.ml/u/yogthos in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.nytimes.com
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The Onion Says It Has Again Struck a Deal to Take Over Infowars

1mon 28d ago by feddit.org/u/RockBottom in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.motherjones.com
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Stanford report highlights growing disconnect between AI insiders and everyone

2mon 4d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from techcrunch.com
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Copilot is now injecting ads into PR descriptions

2mon 19d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from mastodon.social
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Thirst Traps Over Think Tanks: Dems Want Hotter Candidates on the Ballot – The Bulwark

2mon 24d ago by lemmy.ml/u/tastemyglaive in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from ghostarchive.org
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Active Duty U.S. Personnel: We Didn't Sign Up To Be 'Political Pawns'

2mon 26d ago by lemmy.ml/u/tastemyglaive in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.telesurenglish.net
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Trump briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay

3mon 3d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from nypost.com
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AI companies try to pay staff in AI tokens, not money

3mon 6d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from pivot-to-ai.com
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Democrats demand investigation of claims US-Israeli war on Iran is biblical prophecy

3mon 9d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.middleeasteye.net
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Israel's propaganda directorate being sued by unpaid activists claiming millions

3mon 14d ago by mander.xyz/u/RobotToaster in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.middleeasteye.net
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Polymarket Decides Incentivizing a Nuclear Detonation Might Be a Bad Idea

3mon 14d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from gizmodo.com
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Donald Trump Serves McDonald’s to USA Men’s Hockey Team at White House

3mon 19d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from sports.yahoo.com
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Trump curious why Iran has not 'capitulated', Witkoff says

3mon 25d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.bbc.com
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Trump says arrest of former Prince Andrew over ties to Epstein ‘is a shame’ and 'very sad'

3mon 27d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/pelespirit in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from apnews.com
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FAFO! Founder Of 'Latinas For Trump' Upset Her Son Is In ICE Detention

3mon 1d ago by lemmy.ml/u/davel in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from crooksandliars.com
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Israeli cocaine plot ‘foot soldiers’ get jail discounts over Hamas attack trauma

4mon 2d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.nzherald.co.nz
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Father faces no charges for fatally shooting daughter after fight about Donald Trump

4mon 3d ago by lemmy.world/u/bossito in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from myfox28columbus.com
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Pokémon GO team removes PokéStop that appeared on Epstein Island

4mon 4d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from gonintendo.com
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RFK Jr. food pyramid site links to Grok, which says you shouldn’t trust RFK Jr.

4mon 4d ago by lemmy.ml/u/yogthos in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from arstechnica.com
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France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children

4mon 5d ago by lemmy.ml/u/yogthos in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.independent.co.uk
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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show

4mon 9d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from apnews.com
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Olympic Committee begs fans not to boo Vance and Rubio at opening ceremony

4mon 11d ago by lemmy.ml/u/HiddenLayer555 in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.irishstar.com
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Trump posts election conspiracy video with Obamas depicted as monkeys

4mon 11d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.straitstimes.com
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Lawmakers Call on Meta to Stop Running ICE Ad Featuring Neo-Nazi Anthem

4mon 12d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from theintercept.com
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Malaysian minister claims work stress can turn people gay

4mon 18d ago by lemmy.world/u/cinoreus in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.bangkokpost.com
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Private guard called 911 in ICE detainee homicide, saying man 'kept going' after suicide attempt

4mon 24d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from apnews.com
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White House confuses Belgium with Belarus on “Board of Peace” countries list

4mon 25d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.vrt.be
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Israel claims children’s football pitch is a security threat

4mon 26d ago by mander.xyz/u/RobotToaster in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from morningstaronline.co.uk
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Palantir CEO Says AI Will Somehow Be So Great That People Will Stop Immigrating

4mon 26d ago by lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from gizmodo.com
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Netanyahu to skip Board of Peace signing amid ICC arrest warrant

4mon 27d ago by lemmy.ml/u/geneva_convenience in nottheonion@lemmy.ml from www.haaretz.com
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