Shitty Ask Lemmy

Why isn't my grandmother answering the phone?

1d 2h ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
332

What am I missing?

17h 9m ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-103

What's the best way to tell your boss to fuck off?

1d 9h ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
334

What do you want most?

1d 9h ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
105

Have you been served?

1d 9h ago by mander.xyz/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
106

Can you believe it's not butter?

2d 17h ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
427

Were you involved in the incident?

2d 17h ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
208

What if Obliteration was Incynerated

4d 3h ago by sopuli.xyz/u/sopularity_fax in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
309

what superpowers would you gain from eating the chemicals in this room (see picture)

5d 17h ago by lemmy.blahaj.zone/u/kivihiili in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com from lemmy.blahaj.zone
7410

What was the clincher?

2d 17h ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
0011

I'm at the butthole shop, how many extras should I get installed today?

6d 40m ago by crazypeople.online/u/toomanypancakes in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
6513

How was the OSHA approval process for the Cambrian explosion?

6d 15m ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
3114

What's the most legal thing you've ever done?

5d 1h ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
1315

What's room service like in prison?

5d 1h ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
0016

At the end of Gone With The Wind (1939), why does Scarlett O'Hara cry while eating the carrot?

5d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-2117

What businesses steal from old people?

5d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1118

How many bricks are in a minifig?

5d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1019

Why do people keep trying to sell me bridges?

5d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1020
2021

Can you identify the song in my head?

7d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-3122

Why do you care?

7d 21h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
1023

What are we doing to respond to the fiasco?

7d 23h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1024

What's with all the drama?

7d 23h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1025

If China is 12 hours ahead of the US, why didn't they warn them about 9/11?

8d 8h ago by literature.cafe/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
4026

How are data centers benefiting society?

10d 8h ago by suppo.fi/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
1127

What's your favourite category?

10d 8h ago by suppo.fi/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1128

if potato is apple of the earth what planet are apples from?????????

11d 6h ago by lemmy.uhhoh.com/u/kate in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
5129

What made you addicted to oxygen?

11d 20h ago by suppo.fi/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
3230

If i piss in the bath tub will the water level rise?

13d 2h ago by suppo.fi/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1031

What's the one subject I don't know more than you about?

14d 2h ago by crazypeople.online/u/toomanypancakes in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
1232

Why did you leave me?

14d 9h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
0033

What are some things you're legally permitted to do, but you shouldn't

14d 21h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
0534

How do you explain the existence of daffodils?

15d 1h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
2035

Do you remember your lines?

16d 22h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
4137

Where's the cheapest place to buy mojo?

16d 22h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
7338

What's the situation?

16d 22h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
2339

What is the appropriate reaction when someone isn't listening?

16d 22h ago by libretechni.ca/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
4240

How could I prepare for this market scenario?

19d 14h ago by lemmy.uhhoh.com/u/kate in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com from sh.itjust.works
11441

Is America great again yet?

19d 21h ago by lemdro.id/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
1042

What don't we talk about?

19d 23h ago by lemdro.id/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
2243

What makes you want to throw things?

19d 23h ago by lemdro.id/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
4244

What's the harm?

20d 9h ago by lemdro.id/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-1045

How would Pascal do on the polymarkets?

22d 21h ago by lemmings.world/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
-2046

I saw an accident on the road, should I call the Paw Patrol?

22d 21h ago by lemmings.world/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
6247

Is your dog worried about robot dogs taking his or her job?

23d 22h ago by piefed.social/u/iloveDigit in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
16648

How will you delay the inevitable?

24d 3h ago by lemmings.world/u/cm0002 in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
0049

When does a cucumber become a pickle?

25d 13h ago by crazypeople.online/u/toomanypancakes in shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
9850