Is wind grooming (cleaning) the trees?

The phrase "your ass" is used as pronoun

Your next glasses should have a very thin frame so that people don't need to wonder if you're filming

The whole plot of the second Harry Potter book would have been avoided if Ginny had known Voldemort's real name

Cars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horn

When it is winter we cool foods with a fridge inside a heated home ... while we have a fridge outside.

Peacocks are just fancy turkeys

Social media has made me less social.

I seem to be the only one here posting under her own name.

"AI Slop" takes on a different meaning when you're talking about artificial insemination

fill up on gas every chance you get because gas prices will only go up.

April 1st might be the rarest day for weddings

It must really suck to be seriously injured or die on April Fool’s day

Meta in particular, and social media in general, have greatly contributed to the decay of democracy.

Point-and-click adventures were way ahead of their time

If a nazi walks into a bar and everyone else leaves, it becomes a nazi bar.

French gendered nouns are weird.

Shouldn't the roof of our mouth be called the ceiling?

I think some programmers with thigh-high striped socks should still take one for the team and work on Fluxer. Seriously!

Kids of today will likely miss Roblox in 15-20 years, but it's unlikely they'll have the chance to play the stuff they missed during their childhoods

Petri dishs are thunderdomes

I DO have a New Year's resolution afterall, I'm going to vote early in every single election, especially the primaries

A penny for your thoughts is a terrible deal considering they are worth two cents.

If it wasn't already a thing, corporations would oppose meteorology because inclement weather would dissuade customers

Cops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.

"Getting back into the swing of things" is a good phrase because it is always a back and forth process rather than a muscling forward

The go-to effect in movies and series to show that transmissions have been corrupted or intercepted is some sort of analog static, even when everything is digital

Toilet reading and palm reading are two very different things

B2B - business to business, B4B - business for business, what's next?

Maybe Stonehenge looks like it does today because they gave up during construction.

Everything about Neil DeGrasse Tyson's latest StarTalk screams "I wouldn't like the lemmyverse"

I actually have less of a problem with ai than i do with most humans

David Tomlinson Extended Universe

metaphysical idealism in the ussr

Some day we will be able to ask ai to make full length films

Sometimes I feel nothing will change for the better and I feel frustrated.

Blurry cat memes are beginning to compete for dominance with in-focus cat memes

Do techbros that complain on the Fediverse about people hating on AI realize it isn't just here that hates AI?

Diet Coke is the best diet soda because it doesn't try to mimic the sweetness of its non diet counter part.

I think I don't like AI because I like it when people are mean to me

For decades hackers gave themselves cool names like ROBot and Aynedroid. Now AIs are trying to seem human by giving themselves names like, "No, seriously. My name is Rob"

When you take a class on how to listen, you end up seeing how bad a lot of people are at listening.

ai music's weakness is that it does not become emotionally invested in the meaning of a piece and understand what lyric should be accentuated with maximum emotion from the overall emotion of the piece

An international lunar base could be achieved, with like, a really good hit pop song that brings world peace

i don't remember what i did last year on 9/11

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If Saturday Night Live doesn't do K-Pop Ghost Busters, I will be very disappointed.