Counting every slice of cheese twice was very satisfying!
Put it in H
1d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Now hiring
2d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
"I was thinking of 'This country something something...'."
2d 10h ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
This match will determine once and for all, which nation is the greatest on Earth
3d 10h ago by lemmy.ml/u/jdr in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from lemmy.ml
Remember Mr. Burns?
5d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Why does he keep sending me these?
4d 23h ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
At this time of year?
6d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Long live the king
7d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
A spaghetti dinner a day keeps the doctor's away
7d 21h ago by lemmy.world/u/lillardfair in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
New billboard day!
9d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Someone needs their meds
10d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Do you think he'll notice?
11d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
I'll tell the children
12d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
That's better
13d 10h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
All of them?
13d 11h ago by piefed.social/u/Flamekebab in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from media.piefed.social
Back Rooms (2006)
13d 19h ago by lemmy.world/u/Halpocalypse in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
He doesn't like the idea of it.
14d 6h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
But you get your choice of toppings!
16d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
How times change
18d 7h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
There'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!
21d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Subliminal recruiting
23d 10h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
"Attempted". Right.
24d 18h ago by discuss.online/u/VetOfTheSeas in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from discuss.online
That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
27d 10h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
I said I don't want any
29d 9h ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Longing for the day I can buy an EV that's not a smartphone on wheels is like...
7h 56m ago by startrek.website/u/IcedRaktajino in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from startrek.website
All the donuts in the world
8h 46m ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
LeMato
1mon 1d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
At the Smashing Pumpkins museum
1mon 5d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
I'm not sure what kind of post you're thinking of
1mon 6d ago by lemmy.world/u/MimicJar in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Visualize it!
1mon 7d ago by lemmus.org/u/sundray in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from media.piefed.social
The heavens cry out! The earth cries out! The people cry out! It's almost drinking time!
1mon 8d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
To all who make themselves enemies of Mr. Sparkle- Prepare for the land of wind and ghosts.
1mon 9d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.
1mon 10d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Aaaahhh!
1mon 11d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who sent the USS Walter Mondale to all these weird places?
1mon 11d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Steamed Gears
1mon 13d ago by sh.itjust.works/u/diemartin in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from sh.itjust.works
After 10 years, Frinkiac gets new features. It's a new era of shitposting. We're through the looking glass here, people.
1mon 14d ago by lemmy.world/u/charokol in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works from langui.sh
You can actually pinpoint the second when he refuses to compromise even in the face of armageddon.
1mon 14d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I shitpost every daaaay.
1mon 14d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Shitposts are just something made up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or the Michael Jackson episode
1mon 15d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
I told an AI to generate “Maggie’s birthday cake”
1mon 17d ago by lemmy.world/u/charokol in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Well Seymour, I made it
1mon 17d ago by lemmy.world/u/kat_angstrom in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
He never wants to leave this bed!
1mon 17d ago by lemmy.world/u/The_Picard_Maneuver in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
I will say Seymour, you're an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.
1mon 17d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Bart's turnout is over 9000
1mon 17d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Somebody had to take Malibu Stacy home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / new hat... / so I grabbed / her / new hat... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / hat... / I just wish I had
1mon 18d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
...a shitpost that was on the best-seller list for eighteen months...
1mon 18d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
Long live the king-diddly-ing.
1mon 18d ago by lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed in simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works