That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.
5mon 28d ago by europe.pub/u/cm0002 in twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
Sheriff Harrison swore up and down that he was done covering for me, but we both know who signs his paychecks.
Author @Teknevra@lemmy.world
Straight up thought this was just an unattributed quote. Too real.
Man, yall ain't even trying anymore