By being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.

The body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.

"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.

"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.

We have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.

I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires

In my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.

Information on comet C/2022 Whiro is approved for public release.

Your license key has expired

"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"

He hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.

I told my therapist the little girl at the foot of my bed only appears when I talk about her, so I’ve stayed silent for years.

“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream.

That one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.

“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!”

She wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work.

It’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors.

On her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts.

I finally installed the new power source on my company's cutting-edge supercomputer!

We watched the live stream of the children dancing.

you finally get home after a 2 week vacation bursting through the door to use the bathroom.

This anime is really great.

Your husband's appeal went very, very well.

He promised that his robot would 'eliminate poverty'.

I really wish we hanged our dead instead of burying them.

"Reincarnation is real and I can make you remember your strongest memories!"

“Upon review, your archived Lemmy history is substantially compliant, showing de minimis toxicity.”

It never occurred to me that my childhood pets disappearing, or my sleepwalking ceasing the moment my parents finally stopped replacing them, were all connected.

To kill some time the man tiped in the AI prompt: "Show me the true face of God".

Tired of this unjust society, the time traveler went back to change it.

The little plant grew well in that closed space, rich with light and humidity.

In the flickering glow of a jury rigged biotech lab, Dr. Reeves marveled at her son’s perfect clone, free from the genetic aberration.

Playing it safe, the scientist decided to set the time machine to go back just five minutes into the past for his first test.

After seeing the severed head of my enemy on my phone's screen i cancelled the hitman payment, knowing very well he will not be able to track me back.

I sign the consent forms for Dad at the hospice while the portable server rack hums like a pack of angry bees.

At first i was ecstatic to find out i could project my consciousness outside my body at will.

During their near-death experience many people reported seeing something like a light at the end of a tunnel, but none of them was cursed with photographic memory.

That night, their son ran to their bedroom, lamenting that he was scared of the monster crying under his bed.

The engineers watched in awe the little pink ape-like creature be born, slowly crawling out her artificial womb to return to life after millennia of extinction.

With everyone chanting her name, Emma finally agreed to join the game, blushing as she sat cross-legged in the circle.

"I shouldn't do this"

When I used my new neural chip to temporarily boost my cognition, I was horrified to realize how meaningless everything I once valued truly was.

Father Elias whispered a gentle absolution as the knight wept his confession.

He brought stars to my eyes and butterflies to my stomach.

Around and around, the glass plate turned.

"Please, let me go back! I'll do anything, just let me try again!"

My EVA visor projects every nearby mass signature so I’ll never feel alone in the dark.

The Ambien hangovers were getting worse, and investigating the kitchen mess each morning made me sick.