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What if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcs

4mon 25d ago by lemmy.world/u/Little8Lost in showerthoughts

I may should get out of the bathtub now...

exactly XD

What a powerwoman ^^

Trans Legolas!

Still means Legolas has a vagina. I'm 👌 with that.

there is a point where you needed to have stopped gooning, and you have gone far beyond that.

As i never started i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging or doing drugs :P

i believe you would feel pure terror written into shiposts when i start edging

you might not be edging, but you sound awfully edgy

You're allowed to find the boy elves hot, it's okay

That actually wasnt my point XD           

But i will still take being alleowed to be straight           

(my thought was that other spezies in books just accept humans misidentifing them as its favorable to have a "man" in normally men dominated worlds for the gender paygap and other reasons)

I’m in the tub now and it works for me. Go with it.

The male elves look like garden gnomes. That's why Tolkien said the Noldor were also called gnomes in the first edition of The Hobbit.