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Porcelain dolls are just anime figures for old people.

Seems like safety won't be an issue in the future with self driving cars, because they will all be standing still in a traffic when we all use them

Living meme "Hide the Pain Harold" has probably read Jucika

The internet is a recursion engine. Your searches dictate the algorithm, which dictates what is fed to you, which dictates what you think about, which dictates what you search...

When my cat is somewhere in the house, I don't worry as she's probably snuggled up being sleepy. When my dog is somewhere, I automatically assume she's being naughty or up to no good.

Organize a club of people enjoying sports broadcasts entering public domain as if they were live

the Las Vegas Hockey team should have just called themselves the Vegasaurus

We try to teach our kids to be honest and not to lie, but I don't think we'd like what we'd get if children were always completely honest.

True love, is wanting to update the spank bank material as you both get older

Cellphones went from cool form factor mini computers to mandatory personal identification and spying devices

Y'all are so weird here... and I love it!

In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard.

Reddit's r/bald is the only place with stories where the sad trombone comes first.

Companies should by law have to pay you for each interview round.

The gaming industry didn't remove cheat codes because they broke game balance, they removed them so they could sell those exact same advantages back to us as microtransactions.

Eventually, you don't worry as much how you look in photos, and worry more about how you look in x-rays and scans.

It’s going to be an interesting day when an EV wins a Nascar race.

Reddit mods banning people for no reason is the ultimate "I’m telling mom" energy, except they are the mom.

Website costs should be part of your internet bill

Only people speaking English as their primary language can screenshot their funny texts and post them as memes

Smoking these days is like being gay in the '70's.

Meat is just the flesh of your dead very distant relatives

If 100 years from now, the only surviving Star Wars movies were The Phantom Menace and Rise of Skywalker, people would barely be able to tell that they're connected

Do cheetahs have a problem with insects flying into their eyes while running full speed?

Fans of the movie Die Hard are Die Hard fans, even if they don't like it a lot.

Do not scroll in strong sunlight because sometimes you see a reflection of your scrolling face and that is difficult to manage.

We paved over paradise and put up a parking lot, all so two tons of empty metal could sit undisturbed for 23 hours a day.

We should Describe Authoritarian policies as "INGSOC-ian" not "Orwellian." George Orwell was just the Messenger [literature][political slant]

we really need a community for casual chat about science

the rocks are alive

There are lots of last names like "Small", "Short", and "Little" but none like "Tall" or "Big"

Every person reading this has at one point or another gone up against a foe, that compared to you, is so skilled, so creative, so magnificently engineered with champion pedigree everything...

Status symbols could also be called symbols of inequality

Cats know how to input the Konami code in real life. That's why they have nine lives.

Water's wetness is upstream of anything else's wetness because you'd never say that an object with a single water molecule on its surface was wet

The second time you die is when spam mail stops being delivered with your name.

Has there ever been a PSA reminding people to spay or neuter their pets featuring the Garbage song Fix Me Now?

According to Gresham’s law, people historically spent coins with the worst metal content first and stashed the best. This suggests that Ea-nāṣir’s shitty copper is still in circulation.

Most of the "answers" on Jeopardy would be completely unhelpful and nonsensical answers to the "questions"

All cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks

Everything in the world should have the same price per weight.

If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.

Jack Klugman should’ve done a guest appearance on CSI

Shouldn't 'cookies' be called 'bake-ies'?