Consider trying a different grocery store.

Yeah man, all life shares a common ancestor.

So are vegetables.

And given how smart some of the people I've encountered are, chances are they're more closely related to the vegetables than the meat.

that's like saying the earth you walk over is you great great [...] grandma

Wow, what's with the downvotes? Sheesh.

Yeah, I'm related to the animals. We all are.

(Like someone else in the thread said, also the plants. Technically. Though whether it counts as flesh is debatable.)

Not necessarily distant