I married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them
22d 8h ago by lemmy.world/u/64bithero in dadjokes
And that they are the centaur of my universe…
"How long you been married?"
"CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP"
Did OP marry Clever Hans' centaur cousin?
That's a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn't make them incapable of proper diction.
How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉
@64bithero My horse doesn't have human parts. It's just named Mayo.
Every time I tell my horse I love them, Mayo neighs.
They’re a late sleeper, so every morning I have to tell them to giddy up.
You should probably tell them that more often than anniversaries.
I would but I don’t want my voice to get horse
Do you love me back?
Neigh!