Your mom's a fucking Mammal crab

Alright, you got me curious... why crabs, specifically?

Meanwhile, here's a trivia question for you--- what ancient, living arthropod (you know, the phylum that contains, insects, arachnids, and crustaceans) can rightly be called a "turtle-spider" because of its body-shape and pace of locomotion on land?

Ze Frank with Ze Answer.

You’re gonna need to elaborate on this one…

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!

I don't claim to be great. I'm more of an okay ape. How am I like a crab?