that should be a Perl book. then it'd be magic.

we don't talk about what happens during pon faar week.

would have been more accurate. I don't know many devs that could tell the difference between an actual network gateway and a desktop computer.

that would have been a lot cooler before they pissed and shat all over their consumer base.

perfect analogy for knowing something is expensive and knowing why something is expensive.

$300 well spent 🤮

growing up in the country you learn one thing.

don't flush things that aren't meant for the toilet.

had to snake and pump the septic tank dozens of times because somebody kept flushing tissues and they would clog up the tank and take forever to break down.

I've literally ate my fair share of shit in my youth.

never again.

the only thing that comes close to being worse than rotting shit, is rotting garbage at the dump. that smell sticks to you and will be in your head for days. I still remember the putrid smell from all the shitty piss filled diapers.

then again a close second is a sun bloated corpse.

Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

I'm seeing a pattern here...only bad things work in his example.

I take off my shirt when I shave, but that's because I don't want to get hair all over my shirt.

why not block the users who keep doing it?

if they're blocked by enough people then nobody will answer their posts and they just stop posting.

American politician: how can we turn his blood into rocket fuel?