Just more evidence of the Grand Design!

Checkmate, atheists!

A lot of this is correct, even the statements that you're mocking.

They ARE just tools. They are only as evil as the people who use them. Unfortunately, that's often pretty fucking evil.

Tools of propaganda, tools of death, tools of genocide, tools of the Earth's destruction. Still just tools that could be used in positive ways, but those rarely turn a profit.

To be fair, you may have read it, but I bet most of us didn't.

Definitely. I started taking karate in 11th grade and went from almost 300lbs down to 200.

I became visible at that point. People noticed me and talked to me. When I went to college, girls were pursuing ME. It was all very new and strange to me, and I definitely missed some opportunities, just because I didn't always understand when people were flirting with me. It just wasn't anything I had experienced before.

I'm old and fat again, but I think being fit for a while taught me how to project "thin guy energy". Fat is not just a state of body, it's also a state of mind.

You and me both.

I always start out as a mage, but end up as a stealth sniper.

Might want to buy a new mulcher. It looks like your vegetable plants are still in one piece.

probably all of the south who are somewhat educated.

That IS going out on a limb.

I have no doubt that there are ignorant assholes out there, and the reason they believe that is because racism. But I don't think they are anywhere close to being the majority.

Most Americans were 13 or younger when 9/11 happened

And this is the most painful thing I've read today.