Anal gland squeezings from my cat. I didn't want to spend another $300 at the vet and did it myself. The horrors.

Vile

I nearly ate this onion

Seems reasonable to me; he was denied a visa because:

In July 2025, Partey was charged by the Crown Prosecution Service with five counts of rape and one count of sexual assault, relating to alleged incidents involving three women in London between 2021 and 2022, and in February 2026 was further charged with two additional counts of rape, relating to alleged incidents involving a fourth woman in London in 2020.[5][6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Partey

That's why you've been saving a flavourful bubble to silently release at nose-level on the way to your seat at the back of the plane.

Welcome to the human race.

Wow I forgot all about this show! Now I have a treasure trove of 66 episodes of Tia Carrere to enjoy!

There's got to be an upper limit where it's unbearable without bug spray. Head to Northern Canada, go for a tromp in the bush, and find out what yours is!

Look at this Scotch egg! Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.