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What do your teeth taste like?

3mon 12d ago by lemmy.world/u/whaleross in showerthoughts

YOUR.MOTHER'S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable

wow

That's what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP'S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.

That's what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP'S MOM'S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!

such a gentleman!

why don't you come and find out 👅👅👅

Now THIS is a shower thought

Al dente. 👌

Should be top comment

Composite dental filling flavor.

Silver mercury amalgammmmmmmmm

Lick them and find out

They taste like tongue, and regret

You know the taste when the dentist drills or polishes your teeth? That is you powdered teeth and because they are powdered they have a strong enough flavor.

Teethe.

Mouth

I broke a tooth eating at an Indian curry buffet. Shatered a tooth eating some lamb curry full of bones. Spit tooth pieces out for a moth as the breakage finished. I definitely swallowed some. Didnt taste like anything. So i figured thats normal, if not we would be constantly tasting our teeth.

So to answer this question, someone might need to taste your teeth for you.

I had a tooth shatter in my jaw (stupid wisdom teeth) and the shards tasted of nothing, so I agree. Nothingness.

You guys just don't grind your teeth fine enough.

I mean the dentist ground down the spikes left by the shattered tooth until I could get in and get it pulled, and the dust tastes like. Well. Dust?

It's dust yeah, but it's a bit different than sand or sawdust. It has a slight taste to it, I wouldn't call it outright nothing.

Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

What does my mouth taste like?

Pucker up and let's find out

Do your mouth and teeth taste something? I just taste whstever I just ate and bits and pieces that are left, if any.

this is the fundamental meditation.

America's favourite chocolate, according to this post I just happened across.

But only in Australia apparently

If you want to know, I can remove them from your mouth for a few days and return them after.

Probably whatever you eat most often. Kind of how if one drinks too much coffee then they get stained.

What do you want them to taste like? 😘

Bones from Star Trek

bone

Teeth aren't bone

But why can't they taste like bone?

YEAH. They're almost bone. Someone educate me, I'm too lazy to look it up.

I... Did not know this

But, they have bones! ಠ_ಠ