Oh, humans can have basically one bone.

They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.

Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.

Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can't bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.

if I remember right, I could not palate it, gagged too many times, gave up, tossed it out, just ate the snickers i'd also bought with it.

Holy shit.

I've had one of these once.

... I recommend it to an adventurous eater, or someone who has depression.

Because you can eat one of these, and know with 100% confidence that this will be the worst hamburger you ever eat, and that everything else, everything after, is definitionally upward from there.

Truly these things are so awful they reset my entire scale for how awful food can taste.

Agreed, peaked at 7.

And its been literally all downhill from there.

I actually could not believe what was happening, when they rolled out 8 on us.

"We've removed... the windows... from Windows."

Saying that outloud made my boss very angry.

We spent a month pleading to let us go back to 7, to use some kind of standard, non tablet UI.

For a month they told is that didn't exist in 8, the UI was all totally new and redesigned from the ground up, and no we can't go back to 7.

But, they were lying, of course. There was a sequence you could do to override the new UI that had indeed been slapdashed over 7's UI, to go back to 7's UI.

(Where 7's UI is modified XP UI, which is modified 98 UI... etc)

We figured it out, they'd patch it to not work, some other email chain would figure out some other override, they'd patch that out.

After about a month of that they actually admitted that the 7 UI was indeed still there and was not just some kind of emergency fall back mode.

Some months later, 8.1 is basically just them making the 7 UI mode fully work.

Again, I literally could not believe how stupid this all was, to the point of sometimes literally dissociating.

Or maybe Windows 8 was my personal Vietnam, or something, lol.

Oh so good, you weren't dead, contrary to earlier rumors.

I suspected you were just having perhaps a bit too much fun in... some where in south east asia, right?

No, that's actually exactly the same.

Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.

No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.

Actually no, never tried it.

I've only heard it is notoriously awful.

I wanna know how you buy just two packets of ramen.

What, do they sell the packets individually at a corner store?

See, the way I like Jack, I like it because its horrible and shitty.

There are many much better, much more well rounded bourbons and whiskeys.

But sometimes, the point is to basically kick yourself in the face, via a drink.